Hexer

"With the oncoming requests of bikes with low ride heights being made, the LCC made the perfect one. Call it a baby bike, the bike which babies love to get in to and play around with it. The thing is, did babies care about being classy? No. Just consider it that LCC had overdid this bike and it's design."

-Description

The Liberty City Cycles Hexer is a baby motorcycle featured in GTA 5. It was specifically designed for babies to toy with, instead of immature youngsters who fear the high ride height but still desires to speed at highways. The zebra skin design on the Hexer further encourages babies to sit down and play. Because it's a baby motorcycle, therefore expect it's shitty engines. It is also overpriced for some reason, or it's just the developers trying to piss players off by raising the prices of absolutely anything.

Design
This time the developers gut up some creativity, in which the standard was negative to zero, to create a motorcycle originally to satisfy the players's demands but it turned out to be made for babies due to the extremely low ride height. Their lack of creativity is all proofed in this shitty vehicle. They tried to claim it's classy but everyone knows that it's made for babies. Not even Trevor wanted to ride it.

Like the Akuma, this baby motorcycle will disperse it's engine parts into pieces when crashed, even when going very slow to bang a wall. The player might also risk losing the health bar when the Hexer gone wrong, especially during off-road journeys or rocky terrains.

Performance
Baby motorcycles often requires manual controlling, normally accompanies by parents. They have no engine. The Hexer's engine is strictly a decoration, and are the most vulnerable to being dispersed and scattered once crashed. Because it has no engine, therefore the player needs to manually push (or ride) it, just like how babies do. It also requires the player to brake manually and handle manually, unless another player raise his pity and brought a Cargobob to lift this bike away.

Locations

 * The Lost MC surprisingly owns one. Maybe one of their members are gay or childish.
 * Can be bought for $15,000. Definitely overpriced.
 * Every baby rides one. Stealing it will not alert the cops however

Trivia

 * There was no baby in Los Santos strangely.
 * The Hexer will break down and it's engine parts dispersed when even a flying leaf touches it.
 * Cops will be all over the player if the player robbed a store and escape using this vehicle.