PCJ 600

"Classical macho bike originally for ignorant macho men who thinks they're strong, now it suffers a drastic price drop and thus everyone can afford it. So, expect wannabes on these bikes, or increase your reputation by buying one. But don't shame yourself like how others do."

-Description

The Shitzu PCJ 600 is a classical macho bike derived from 1990 onward right into the shitty world of Los Santos where new, trending, famous brands are what matters more than having a macho bike. As a result, it's price was significantly reduced, letting everyone, including gay people, to afford this bike. Since the shitty release of GTA 5, the original macho-meaning of this bike had faded.

Design
It was from 1990 onward. It was macho. It has macho design for those who wanted to look macho so bad. In fact, the developers entirely steal the design from the Honda CB600F Hornet for the PCJ 600. Since the real life version is staggeringly macho, therefore there's no doubt the bike in-game looks macho too.

To perfectly fill in the swag, the player must disarm all his armor, heavy armor, super heavy armor and ultimately, hack tools. Then, put on some shades like Gangnam Style is going to be played. Next, put on a weapon, preferably the minigun. Finally, ride on it but don't fall out or crash. This is the ultimate design of the PCJ 600 (oh yes, play Gangnam Style again, while exploding this bike and walk away without looking).

One hot argument about the PCJ 600 is that many claimed that the price drop was ridiculous and that every gay people can also afford it. The truth is, Los Santos and everyone at it doesn't even preserve antiques and thus the price drop.

Performance
It was surprisingly fast, even faster than the trending bikes, like the Bati 801RR or the Akuma. It also handles well and don't wreck easily. It is capable of both on and off road trips. The speed made this bike a choice for thug getaways.

Locations

 * Can be bought for $9,000.
 * The price has drastically reduced as evidenced here.
 * Can be spawned by entering a cheat code.

Trivia

 * You cannot change any parts of this vehicle in Los Santos Customs, except for removing the license plate.
 * Justin Bieber had tried to buy this bike given that it's now on low price, but Ariana Grande bought it first and featured it in her music video.
 * As a result, butthurt Ariana Grande fans will always buy this bike and try to dance behind colored strips meant for a kid's party.
 * The original macho-meaning of this bike has lost, given that the majority who now can afford it at a low price, gay people buying it, ignorant and bitchy useless celebrities purchasing it, and wannabes exploding it.
 * The side mirrors of this bike is totally decorative and has no reflections, thanks to the developer's lack of logic and IQ.