Faggio

"A certain kind of gay and childish man drives a scooter. Dare you to purchase it and drop your reputation."

-Description

ThePrincipe Faggio is the one and only scooter featured in GTA 5. It was not advisable for players to drive it as they will be labelled either "gay" or "childish". Surprisingly, this vehicle's nature eventually fits the desire of Trevor and thus it became one of Trevor's most loved vehicles. Trust us, no one would want to ride this scooter, and should the player really wish to cruise around, the BMX is a better choice.

Design
The lazy and low IQ developers had allegedly entirely stolen the design of the Faggio from the 2000-present Piaggio Zip. A stunning detail of this vehicle was the zebra skin pattern on the seat, which pretty much explains that the developers are a big fan of LMFAO.

Performance
In GTA 5, the Faggio is incredibly slow and shitty, heavy even though it's just a mere scooter (or maybe, it's the developer's lack of IQ and logic), and very poor hill climbing. The summary of this scooter's performance is, it's totally shitty and sucky. It is not worthy unless the player is gay and childish.

Locations

 * Can be bought for $5,000.
 * Trevor owns one, because he is gay and childish, which also explains why he love to rage a lot.
 * Commonly found in Mirror Park, ridden by gay hipsters.

Trivia

 * "Faggio" is Italian for "bitch".
 * Humorously, this scooter can be selected as a vehicle for GTA Online races.
 * It's best not to choose it, as the player will lose the race for sure due to it's crappy and shitty stats.
 * Before patch 1.06, this vehicle's brand was Pegassi. It changed to Principe after patch 1.06 because of some idiots running a petition to change it's brand name.
 * And the developers eventually changed it. But they are too lazy to change the brand name (the one that appears in the bottom-right of the screen) whenever the player hijacks vehicles. They are indeed lazy but butthurt hardcore GTA fans love to assist in cover-ups and thus they claimed it's an "oversight".
 * Sometimes when switching to Trevor, he will spawn riding a Faggio and stalking others. This is a hint to why Trevor love to rage a lot like a kid, while being gay and childish at the same time.
 * There's no way to change the seat's skin pattern. The only way to change it is to blow it up.
 * Fortunately, LMFAO had denied this vehicle belongs to them, or made for them.